Arrested Development (TV Series)
Notapusy (2005)
Ron Howard: Narrator
Quotes
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Narrator : There were actually two "Startled Straight" tents, but George Sr. had accidentally wandered into the church sponsored one, determined to steer homosexual men into a more heterosexual lifestyle.
George Bluth Sr. : You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk?
Gay Guy : Is he ugly?
George Bluth Sr. : You can't see anything. It's pitch black. And it NEVER STOPS, guys! And everybody acts like it's no big deal.
Gay Guy : Is there a cover charge?
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Narrator : And George Sr. had managed to startle nobody but himself.
George Bluth Sr. : There's nothing to do there all day but lift weights, fold laundry... and get thrown into a cage with a bunch of sweaty men. Oh god, I cant go back. Cant go back!
[he leaves]
Gay Guy : I'm glad he wont be there. He's ugly.
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Narrator : Michael and his son had never made a good athletic team. The only thing that George Michael was good at was hanging motion-less from the monkey bars, which the President's Council On Fitness ranks as "slightly easier than the slide".
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Narrator : Meanwhile, at the Church And State Fair, Maeby was signing up for the inner beauty pagaent.
George-Michael Bluth : So why are you doing this, Maeby?
Mae "Maeby" Fünke : It's Shirley. I'm just here to show that all these pagaents care about is looks.
George-Michael Bluth : What's with your nose?
Mae "Maeby" Fünke : Isn't it cool? It's the same one Nicole Kidman wore in "The Hours".
Narrator : It had been purchased for her by Jamie Kennedy who was hoping to land a part in Maeby's film.
Jamie Kennedy : Ten thousand dollars!
Mae "Maeby" Fünke : You're such a dear, but I'm not putting you in my remake.
[a giant green "X" appears on Jamie Kennedy]
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Michael : Oh that's a tough race.
Steve Holt : Only for a wimp, a wuss, a pussy.
Narrator : And Steve didn't mean "pussy cat".
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Narrator : On the next Arrested Development, Buster signs Steve Holt up for the Army.
George "Gob" Bluth II : No, you can't, you can't! I'm finally ready to be a father to you. I know that now.
Steve Holt : I don't go in for another two years.
George "Gob" Bluth II : Well, as your father, can I sign something?
[a giant green "X" appears on GOB]
Narrator : And George Sr. finds out that a fake Popemobile... cant stop real bullets.