- Gob: Michael, you have a chance to save this family. Please, do the right thing here - string this blind girl along so that Dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.
- Barry Zuckerkorn: The solution to all our problems is staring you in the face and it can't even see you!
- Veterinarian: Justice is fine.
- Michael Bluth: Great.
- Veterinarian: Although, dressing him up like a seeing eye dog seems a bit cruel.
- Michael Bluth: Cruel?
- Veterinarian: Well, yeah because he can't see.
- Michael Bluth: What are you talking about?
- Veterinarian: Mr. Bluth, Justice is blind.
- Lindsay Funke: [about the Ten Commandments] I don't know... give 'em to a school.
- Michael Bluth: I don't want anymore of my family members having run-in's with the law. The Ten Commandments stay.
- George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: So now you loooove the Ten Commandments.
- George-Michael Bluth: Maeby, someone's going to get hurt. Not to mention, it's kind of disrespectful for kids who actually have this.
- Maeby Fünke: Not a lot of kids have B.S. these days.
- George-Michael Bluth: What does that stand for?
- Maeby Fünke: I don't know. It's B.S.