Arrested Development (TV Series)

In God We Trust (2003)

John Michael Higgins: Wayne Jarvis

Quotes 

• Michael : My mother is opposed to the idea of hiring a new attorney. She'll probably refuse to enter the room if she sees you.

  Wayne Jarvis : I shall hide behind the couch.

  [and he does just that] 

  Michael : Guy's a pro.

• Michael : There's a big bowl of candy in my office, why don't you go eat it?

  [Lucille enters and while the door is closing] 

  Wayne Jarvis : Wayne Jarvis, attorney at law. I have a responsibility to tell you that there is *no* candy in this office.

• Lucille : You idiots. If he sees me with Wayne...

  Michael : ...we'll be stuck with Barry.

  Wayne Jarvis : I shall duck behind that little garbage car.

  [Wayne goes to hide] 

  Michael : Guy's a pro.