Arrested Development (TV Series)

Hand to God (2005)

Jessica Walter: Lucille Bluth

Quotes 

• Lucille : [the family is waiting for news on Buster from a very literal doctor]  How's my son?

  The Literal Doctor : He's going to be all right.

  Lindsay Funke : Finally some good news from this guy.

  George Michael Bluth : There's no other way to take that.

  The Literal Doctor : That's a great attitude. I got to tell you, if I was getting this news, I don't know that I'd take it this well.

  Lucille : But you said he was all right.

  The Literal Doctor : Yes, he's lost his left hand. So he's going to be "all right."

  Lucille : [Jumping on the doctor]  You son of a bitch. I hate this doctor.

  Lindsay Funke : How do we keep getting this guy?

  Michael : Mom, he's a very literal man.

  The Literal Doctor : Yes, that's more the way I would take the news.

• Lucille : [after Michael answers the phone]  Ahhhhhh.

  Michael : You've really got to stop starting conversations like that.

• Lucille : I asked God to take anything from Buster to keep him from going to war.

  Michael : Mom, god's not going to answer a call from you.

  Gob : I trained the seal to eat cats, and then released him in the ocean.

  Michael : OK, you've got a better case than mom does.