Arrested Development (TV Series)

Good Grief! (2004)

Will Arnett: Gob Bluth

Quotes 

• Michael : His name is Gary and we don't need any more lawsuits.

  Gob : Wait... Gary's gay? He's going to think I was coming onto him.

  Gob : [flashback]  You've got a nice mouth.

  Gob : [flashback]  I'd kill for that ass.

  Gob : [flashback]  Now lately, the chair doesn't seem to give out but as soon as I lean back...

• Gob : [stuck under a coffin]  Something's gone wrong.

  [he gets buried alive to applause] 

• Gob : This guy Tony Wonder bakes himself into a loaf of bread and pops out of a giant sandwich to feed the troops. I had that idea 10 months ago!

  Michael Bluth : You had that idea?

  Gob : Well, basically. I was gonna boil myself alive into a chowder and then be ladled into a giant cauldron to entertain and feed the firemen.

  Michael Bluth : That's pretty close.