- Frylock: Meatwad, how are you doing?
- Meatwad: Oh, Frylock, hey! I'm very...
- [whispers]
- Meatwad: Can I tell you the truth?
- Master Shake: Meatwad!
- Meatwad: I'm very good!
- Master Shake: If you're that good, maybe you should be putting some more foam on that fire. I'm not an Eskimo over here, you know.
- Frylock: Well your face looks all... puffy.
- Meatwad: No, no, I'm just tired. I fell down some stairs.
- Frylock: We don't have any stairs, Meatwad.
- Master Shake: He said he fell down some stairs, he fell down some stairs. People get clumsy sometimes. Is there a problem here?
- Frylock: He's sick, Shake. And so are you.
- Master Shake: Well he's supposed to be next door harvesting the crops. Picking our dinner. See, we're farming now, we're farmers. It's an honest life.
- Meatwad: We ain't got no holly leaves over there, we ate that whole bush yesterday. That's why the bathroom hurt so bad!
- Master Shake: Well what else did you plant over there?
- Meatwad: I ain't planted nothing.
- Master Shake: That's why you fall down the stairs all the time!
- Frylock: [sniffs] Ooh, GOD! The house smells AWFUL!
- Master Shake: [makes a big show of talking through a gas mask, then finally pulls it off and exhales deeply] Ohhhh, God Almighty! I said, "I know, the house smells awful!"
- Frylock: Well, WHY? Why does it smell that way?
- Master Shake: Did we have to go to that tone, already? You start off so nice.
- Frylock: Look, all right, I'm sorry, okay? Just explain. PLEASE. WHY?
- Master Shake: Well, this is what I did, see.
- [pause]
- Master Shake: You know how the flies have been a problem?
- Frylock: ...No, I don't.
- Master Shake: And you know how I left all that meat out because I saw Mr. David Lynch on TV doing it, and he got on TV from doing it, and I did it and I didn't get on TV from doing it?
- Frylock: [angrily] No, I don't remember that.
- Master Shake: WELL, I DID. And of course, because of this, you get rats!
- Frylock: [groans] SO WHY DOES THE HOUSE SMELL?
- Master Shake: I'm not DONE! Now look, when we go in there...
- [pause]
- Master Shake: ...you gotta watch where you step.
- Frylock: [even angrier] And why is that?
- Meatwad: [an explosion is heard from in the house] DAMN!
- Master Shake: ...That is part of the reason.
- Frylock: Thanks for moving me, Carl.
- Carl: Well, hey, thanks for leaving. When are the other two showin' up?
- Frylock: Oh, they're not.
- Carl: What do you mean... they're not?
- Frylock: They're staying in the house next to you.
- Carl: [angry] That's not exactly what we agreed upon, is it?
- Frylock: Well, I lied. But here's that candy cane I promised you.
- Carl: Naw, save it for Christmas. Just stick it right back up your ass. I'll, uh, see you never.
- Master Shake: Chickens are a vital link in nature's chain, and that's why we use them to play chicken-ball in the house.