Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)
The (2003)
Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski, Ignignokt
Quotes
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Frylock : Meatwad, how are you doing?
Meatwad : Oh, Frylock, hey! I'm very...
[whispers]
Meatwad : Can I tell you the truth?
Master Shake : Meatwad!
Meatwad : I'm very good!
Master Shake : If you're that good, maybe you should be putting some more foam on that fire. I'm not an Eskimo over here, you know.
Frylock : Well your face looks all... puffy.
Meatwad : No, no, I'm just tired. I fell down some stairs.
Frylock : We don't have any stairs, Meatwad.
Master Shake : He said he fell down some stairs, he fell down some stairs. People get clumsy sometimes. Is there a problem here?
Frylock : He's sick, Shake. And so are you.
Master Shake : Well he's supposed to be next door harvesting the crops. Picking our dinner. See, we're farming now, we're farmers. It's an honest life.
Meatwad : We ain't got no holly leaves over there, we ate that whole bush yesterday. That's why the bathroom hurt so bad!
Master Shake : Well what else did you plant over there?
Meatwad : I ain't planted nothing.
Master Shake : That's why you fall down the stairs all the time!
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Frylock : [sniffs] Ooh, GOD! The house smells AWFUL!
Master Shake : [makes a big show of talking through a gas mask, then finally pulls it off and exhales deeply] Ohhhh, God Almighty! I said, "I know, the house smells awful!"
Frylock : Well, WHY? Why does it smell that way?
Master Shake : Did we have to go to that tone, already? You start off so nice.
Frylock : Look, all right, I'm sorry, okay? Just explain. PLEASE. WHY?
Master Shake : Well, this is what I did, see.
[pause]
Master Shake : You know how the flies have been a problem?
Frylock : ...No, I don't.
Master Shake : And you know how I left all that meat out because I saw Mr. David Lynch on TV doing it, and he got on TV from doing it, and I did it and I didn't get on TV from doing it?
Frylock : [angrily] No, I don't remember that.
Master Shake : WELL, I DID. And of course, because of this, you get rats!
Frylock : [groans] SO WHY DOES THE HOUSE SMELL?
Master Shake : I'm not DONE! Now look, when we go in there...
[pause]
Master Shake : ...you gotta watch where you step.
Frylock : [even angrier] And why is that?
Meatwad : [an explosion is heard from in the house] DAMN!
Master Shake : ...That is part of the reason.
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Frylock : Thanks for moving me, Carl.
Carl : Well, hey, thanks for leaving. When are the other two showin' up?
Frylock : Oh, they're not.
Carl : What do you mean... they're not?
Frylock : They're staying in the house next to you.
Carl : [angry] That's not exactly what we agreed upon, is it?
Frylock : Well, I lied. But here's that candy cane I promised you.
Carl : Naw, save it for Christmas. Just stick it right back up your ass. I'll, uh, see you never.
