- Master Shake: You are the *gayest* monster since GAY came to *Gaytown*!
- Willie Nelson: Woooooooah... Easy! Whe-Where's this comin' from?
- Master Shake: No! Let's get down to it! What I *say* is very *baffling*!
- Frylock: Hey, hey! Woah, woah, woah, woah, *woah*, you two! We don't want any trouble here, now, okay?
- Willie Nelson: Naw, I'm with you! I don't think violence solves anything.
- Master Shake: [shouts] God, you're gay! You don't think violence *solves* anything? What kinda monster are you?
- Willie Nelson: Look, I'm... I'm pretty... hardcore. I mean... I've been know to..."Do a number" on plenty of "cats."
- Master Shake: Do a number? Yeah, I bet you "do a number"... In your *tights*... on *Broadway*. Which is where you *moved* to, after you left Texas Chainsaw Mascara... where you're *from*!
- Master Shake: [to Frylock] Look who just ruined Halloween... You know, you're like an A-Bomb. Everyone's laughin', havin' a good time, and then you show up. BOOM! Everything's dead.