- Master Shake: Hey! What's up?
- The Wisdom Cube: Chicken Butt... ha ha ha ever hear that one?
- Master Shake: Yeah all the time... when I was in the second grade.
- The Wisdom Cube: It's a good'in.
- Master Shake: Could you define good'in?
- The Wisdom Cube: Get me the business pages I want to give someone the bussiness.
- Master Shake: Yeah I'm gonna be inside... away from you.
- Meatwad: This one old boy, he give me a job mopping up late night at this children's apparel store. He said that I made a worser mess than it was. Dat's discrimination.
- Master Shake: Yeah, all-being? He's doing the 10 pound ball joke all wrong!
- The Wisdom Cube: Is this the golf course? It is? Do you have 10 pound balls? No? Then how do you walk? Hahahahah! How do you walk with tha... Regular? PPPFFBBBBBBFTTTTT! Hahahahaha!
- Master Shake: I mean that doesn't make sense any way you hear it.
- Meatwad: This one time I rent me a pressure washer, start my own business called "Meatwad Pressure Washing." But then I's told, "You got to have a license for that." I said, "License? I ain't even s'posed to be in this country!" And then he got all mad.
- Frylock: Now, we're gonna walk past him -- don't even look at him -- and go right to pool.
- [the Aqua Teens exit their house as the Wisdom Cube tries to get their attention]
- The Wisdom Cube: Excuse me, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir? Excuse me? Excuse me, sir? Sir? Sir? Hey, sir, sir!
- Meatwad: Is he talking to us?
- Frylock: Meatwad, don't.
- Meatwad: [rolling over to go talk to the Wisdom Cube] Yes?
- Frylock: Meatwad!
- Master Shake: [pulling Frylock away] Leave him, he's dead to us.
- [as Shake and Frylock are relaxing in Carl's pool, they see another Wisdom Cube come out of the sky]
- Master Shake: For the love of all that's holy, there's another one! Go under!
- [Shake pulls Frylock underneath the water to hide]
- The Wisdom Cube: I'm here for some practical jo--
- [clears throat]
- The Wisdom Cube: job interviews! Pass me your phone! I need to make some long distance calls!