Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

The Cubing (2003)

Jon Schnepp: The Wisdom Cube

Quotes 

• Master Shake : Hey! What's up?

  The Wisdom Cube : Chicken Butt... ha ha ha ever hear that one?

  Master Shake : Yeah all the time... when I was in the second grade.

  The Wisdom Cube : It's a good'in.

  Master Shake : Could you define good'in?

  The Wisdom Cube : Get me the business pages I want to give someone the bussiness.

  Master Shake : Yeah I'm gonna be inside... away from you.

• Master Shake : Yeah, all-being? He's doing the 10 pound ball joke all wrong!

  The Wisdom Cube : Is this the golf course? It is? Do you have 10 pound balls? No? Then how do you walk? Hahahahah! How do you walk with tha... Regular? PPPFFBBBBBBFTTTTT! Hahahahaha!

  Master Shake : I mean that doesn't make sense any way you hear it.

• The Wisdom Cube : Work is for people who don't know how to fish! Shut up and fish!

• Frylock : Now, we're gonna walk past him -- don't even look at him -- and go right to pool.

  [the Aqua Teens exit their house as the Wisdom Cube tries to get their attention] 

  The Wisdom Cube : Excuse me, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir? Excuse me? Excuse me, sir? Sir? Sir? Hey, sir, sir!

  Meatwad : Is he talking to us?

  Frylock : Meatwad, don't.

  Meatwad : [rolling over to go talk to the Wisdom Cube]  Yes?

  Frylock : Meatwad!

  Master Shake : [pulling Frylock away]  Leave him, he's dead to us.

• The Wisdom Cube : I'm here for some practical jo--

  [clears throat] 

  The Wisdom Cube : job interviews! Pass me your phone! I need to make some long distance calls!