Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

The Cloning (2003)

Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski, Ignignokt

Quotes 

• Master Shake : I'm not in the business of seeing whatever pleases you!

  Meatwad : Well I'm in business.

  [under his breath] 

  Meatwad : Business of kicking your ass, and let me tell ya, business is booming. I'm open for business, business of giving you the business... up your butt.

  Meatwad : [Meatwad looks up and sees Master Shake with a baseball bat]  Did you hear me say that?

  Master Shake : You looking to expand your business?

  Meatwad : [runs away]  Business is closed!

• Shake : What the...? This closet used to be full of TVs!

  Meatwad : Cause you keep breaking them.

  Shake : Cause you keep pissing me off!

• Frylock : Where do you think our TVs come from?

  Master Shake : Jesus?

  Meatwad : No. It's Santa Claus.

  Master Shake : It's the same thing.

  Meatwad : No, it ain't. And I should know. I'm Jewish.

  [pause] 

  Meatwad : From this day forward.

• Meatwad : Hey, you're on the TV!

  Master Shake : Yeah, I know. This is my sitcom...

  Evil TV Shake : I'm in your house!

  Master Shake : ...With the science fiction, horror twist.

• Psychotic TV Frylock : [during Shake's sitcom]  I'm the one who's sorry, OK? I'm sorry I made the cheerleading squad and you didn't.

  [Audience members say "awwwwwwwwwwww!"] 

  Evil TV Shake : It's OK. You were the better cheerleader.

  Psychotic TV Frylock : Well, I wasn't no slouch. Didja see me do those cartwheels?

  [canned laughter] 

  Meatwad : [laughs]  I identify with that.

  Evil TV Shake : OK, OK, don't rub it in...

  [canned laughter] 

  Meatwad : [laughs]  And there's the zinger...

  Psychotic TV Frylock : OK, then how about I blow it in?

  [shoots him] 

  Evil TV Shake : Wha -

  ["awwwwwwwwww!"]