Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Revenge of the Mooninites (2002)

Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski, Ignignokt

Quotes 

• Carl : Fryman, those are my frickin' azalea bushes, there.

• Carl : I don't need no instructions to know how to rock.

• Carl : Hey guys! What are you doing in my house... without my permission?

  Ignignokt : We're here to steal your pornography, and sodomize our vast imaginations.

• Ignignokt : [after having stolen Carl's pornography collection and dresser]  This pornography is infinitely excellent. This dresser, however, is not. Burn it, Meatwad.

  Err : Yeah, burn it!

  Meatwad : But that's where Carl keeps his clothes!

  Ignignokt : These women don't have any clothes on, and they seem happy.

  Err : Yeah, they're kissin' each other!

  Ignignokt : And you want Carl to be forever kissed, don't you?

• Ignignokt : Fryman, we are full of religion now. Everyone, please - bow your heads, and pretend to be serious.

• Ignignokt : [the Mooninites have broken into Carl's house]  We are here for your pornography.

  Err : So hand over those magazines!

  Carl : Oh, I got some magazines for ya all right. They're filled with hollow points!

• Ignignokt : You have deeply offended us and our god. And our god is a god of vengeance, and horror.

  Err : And action!

  Ignignokt : Our god is an Indian that turns into a wolf.

  Err : Yeah, that's the Wolfen, man.

  Ignignokt : Well... the Wolfen will come for you, with his razor.

• [looking at porn] 

  Err : Oh man, you gotta check this out.

  Meatwad : Oh yeah baby, that's a neat car she's washing. You think that's a straight 6?

  Err : I think I have a straight 6.

  Ignignokt : Ooooo. Err, your sexual innuendo is priceless.

• Meatwad : Hey you guys, did you say that it would be easy to get whatever I want, like a ten speed, because that's what I really want.

  Ignignokt : Getting it is easy. Filling it with illegal substances and sending it across the border is not.

  Err : Yeah, see, those dogs, they can smell ANYTHING. So you gotta kick 'em in the throat.

  Meatwad : Well hey now, guys, look. I do not want to do anything illegal here... but I would kill somebody... in front of their own mama... to get a ten speed. And if any witnesses testify against me, I'll gouge their eyes out.

• Ignignokt : Come on, Meatman. Let's go break the law to fulfill your primitive needs.

  Meatwad : Well, I don't think so. Last time you were here you threw me at an old lady's mailbox and you made me moon Boy Scout Troop No. 324.

  Err : Ha ha, ha ha! We did!

  Ignignokt : Well... this time we won't.

  Meatwad : Okay, cool. Let me just get my keys.

• Err : Ya all have any eggs?

  Shake : I don't know guys. Lemme check.

  Err : 'Cause I'm totally gonna mess someone's house up!

  Ignignokt : Yes, eggs or pot... either one.

  Meatwad : Hey, ah, Frylock, do we have any pot?

  Frylock : No, we don't! Marijuana is illegal.

  Err : What about nitrous, man?

  Ignignokt : Shut up, Err.

• Ignignokt : We forgot about your needs, we were too busy fulfilling our own.

• Ignignokt : Your neighbor Carl was gracious enough to let us rip him off.

• Meatwad : Hell yeah, I'm a dirty white boy! I'm a lean mean ground beef machine!