Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Ol' Drippy (2002)

Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski

Quotes 

• Carl Brutananadilewski : Someone want to tell me why my pool is full of hot dog chunks and dirty dishes?

  Master Shake : Oh, Carl, you didn't mess with it, did you? 'Cause it's got to set up for a couple days with the battery.

  Carl Brutananadilewski : The battery?

  Master Shake : Yeah, you know, the one from your car. I dumped some shampoo in there too, but it's dog shampoo so I don't know if it's gonna work, but we're praying like hell that it does.

  Master Shake : No no no no no, I understand, I understand. I'm just gonna go, I'll be back in a few... You, uh... you think that the gun store is still open?

• Frylock : [answers the door]  Hey Carl, what's happening?

  Carl Brutananadilewski : Yeah, right. Did you see a woman in a bikini with a six-pack of beer and surfboard come in here?

  Frylock : Was it cardboard, used to be up at the liquor store?

  Carl Brutananadilewski : Uh... no.

  Frylock : [awkward pause]  Well, OK Carl.

  [whispers] 

  Frylock : She's back in Meatwad's room.

  Meatwad : [In his room, Meatwad is holding a mock wedding for his Dewey the paper towel roll and Carl's beer standee]  Dewey, do you take this headless supermodel with the six-pack to be your lawfully wedded wife, so that you guys can work on the railroad together and build supertrains and drive them to Jupiter with Batman? Say "I do".

  Ol' Drippy : [jiggles the standee]  I do!

  Meatwad : Whoopie!

  Carl Brutananadilewski : You two timing bitch!