Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Mayhem of the Mooninites (2001)

Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski, Ignignokt

Quotes 

• Ignignokt : You and your third dimension.

  Frylock : What about it?

  Ignignokt : Oh, nothing, it's cute. We have five.

  [pause] 

  Err : Thousand.

  Ignignokt : Yes, five thousand.

  Err : Don't question it.

  Frylock : Oh, yeah? Well, I only see two.

  Ignignokt : Well, that sounds like a personal problem.

• Ignignokt : Hello, Carl, I am Ignignokt and this is Err.

  Err : I am Err.

  Ignignokt : We are Mooninites from the inner core of the moon.

  Err : You said it right.

  Ignignokt : Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours.

  Err : Man, you hear what he's saying?

  Ignignokt : Some would say that the Earth is our moon.

  Err : We're the moon.

  Ignignokt : But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon.

  Err : Point is: we're at the center, not you.

  Carl : No, the real point is: I don't give a damn.

• Ignignokt : We do whatever we want, to whomever we want, at all times.

• Meatwad : Where's my whiskey? I'm 'bout to get tore up!

  Ignignokt : We shall acquire some wine on the way to the mall.

  Err : And then you can get tore up.

  Ignignokt : And pass out in the hot sun.

  Meatwad : Them's my boys!

• Ignignokt : Your roommate is a nerd.

  Err : Yes, on the moon nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks.

• Ignignokt : Pick up that stereo and sink it deep within your body.

  Meatwad : But then that would be stealing.

  Err : Not if you need it, and you need it.

• Frylock : What happened to Meatwad?

  Err : He got busted man.

  Ignignokt : For drinking and stealing and smoking in a non-smoking area.

• Ignignokt : Where shall I drape this wet, primitive Earth towel?

• Ignignokt : [flipping the bird]  I hope he can see this 'cause I'm doing it as hard as I can.

• Master Shake : [emerges from Carl's pool and gasps for breath]  Twenty seconds! It's a new world record!

  Ignignokt : [emerges from Carl's pool]  Twenty-three seconds.

  Err : That is the new moon record!

  Ignignokt : Then it shall be so.

  Err : Now and forever.

• Meatwad : Someone hook me up with a flame, I'm having a nic fit!

  Ignignokt : Err, light him up.

  Frylock : Meatwad!

  Err : Here.

  Ignignokt : Encourage him in his habit.

  Err : That's a good smoker!

• Carl : You must be the ones who etched "The Moon Rulez, #1" on the side of my car.

• Ignignokt : Where shall I drape this primitive Earth towel?

  Master Shake : Drape it on Frylock's computer, that thing heats up pretty good.

• Ignignokt : Our vertical leap is beyond all measurement.

• Ignignokt : Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship.

  Carl : Who did this to my freakin' car!

• Ignignokt : No one can defeat the quad laser.

• Ignignokt : Your jambox is now his... by way of our actions.