Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Dumber Dolls (2002)

David Cross: Happy Time Harry

Quotes 

• Happy Time Harry : Hello, I'm Happy Time Harry.

  [flicks switchblade] 

  Happy Time Harry : You got a problem with that? Because if you do, we'll go right now.

• Happy Time Harry : What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!

• Happy Time Harry : You know why you're in a box? Because they put you there.

  Jiggle Billy : I don't know why I jiggle.

• Jiggle Billy : So, we jiggling, or...

  Happy Time Harry : Hey, backwoods retard? Not now, not ever.

• Happy Time Harry : Hey, wiggle-jiggle. Let me ask you something. Why do you like to jiggle so much? Is it because you know you're a lie, you're a sham?

  Jiggle Billy : E-everybody likes to jiggle! I even got me these night-vision goggles!

  [Harry knocks them out of Jiggle Billy's hand] 

  Happy Time Harry : What do you need night-vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!

  Jiggle Billy : [suddenly sad]  I... I don't know why I have these goggles.

• Happy Time Harry : Oh, oh, oh! I got one! Why don't we call ourselves "Let's get off our fucking asses and do something because my parole officer really loves it when I dont tell him that I spent my one day off dicking around on the fucking moon!"

• Happy Time Harry : You know, sometimes... I like to take this knife and just... cut my self.

  [laughs] 

  Happy Time Harry : See how hard I can do it before I just... pass out, man.

• Frylock : Hey Meatwad, how's that old Happy Time Harry?

  Happy Time Harry : Hey! Pipe down!

  Meatwad : Shhh. Quiet Frylock, he's still sleeping.

  Frylock : Well, Meatwad, it's four in the afternoon. Maybe you should get him up and go play outside or something.

  Meatwad : Nah... he, he said he's gonna spend the rest of the day figuring out how he's gonna pay his bills.

  Frylock : Awww, so he's got little doll bills, huh? That's cute.

  Happy Time Harry : Shut *up*!

  Meatwad : Not really. He says it don't matter how hard you work, or how much you do, you're always gonna be in the hole. Sometimes, he says 'Get out of my face, and if you've got a problem with that, I'll cut you!'

• [a loud gun shot is heard outside] 

  Meatwad : Jiggle Billy!

  [Jiggle Billy has blown his head off - which has landed right behind him] 

  Happy Time Harry : Don't look at me man; he did it to himself.

  Meatwad : Are you serious?

  Jiggle Billy : Hey, partner! I'm still alive!

  [sad] 

  Jiggle Billy : I'm just real depressed.

  Frylock : That's it! You are outta here like last year!