Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Bus of the Undead (2001)

Dana Snyder: Master Shake

Quotes 

• Master Shake : [answering phone]  Hellooo.

  Mothmonsterman : Yeah, why did you throw molding at me?

  Master Shake : What do you want from me?

  Mothmonsterman : I want the light turned on.

  Master Shake : [shouts]  I don't have the blood you crave!

  [Shake starts sobbing] 

  Mothmonsterman : Blood... ah... chch... No, I don't want the blood. I really want to see the light turned on, alright? Now, if I don't have it on by nightfall...

  [honks bus horn] 

  Mothmonsterman : I'm gonna lay on this horn... bigtime, alright? Then I will probably call you back.

  Master Shake : To suck my blood?

  Mothmonsterman : Yyyeah... Sure.

• Meatwad : I hear the sounds of wings on the roof. It's the Tooth Fairy.

  Master Shake : What, is she coming for your one tooth? She won't, since I'm gonna kick it outta your head while you're asleep.

  [Meatwad starts crying] 

• [repeated line] 

  Master Shake : Well... Dracula called, and he's coming tonight for you, and I said okay.

• Mothmonsterman : [the Teens come home to find Mothmonsterman on thier couch watching TV]  Oh hey. Where you guys been?

  Master Shake : [angrily]  Memphis.

  Mothmonsterman : Really?

  Master Shake : Yes!

  Mothmonsterman : That's awesome! How was it?

  Master Shake : [suddenly friendly]  Oh it was great! They light up the bridge, and we had fried catfish.

  Meatwad : When did you have fried catfish?

• Carl : Look, all I know is that this cord was plugged into my house and your house was glowing like the freakin' sun. So, I put two and two together there and decided that you're pissing me off.

  Master Shake : Oh, we are so sorry, Carl. And it will probably never happen again. Can we have our cord back?

  Carl : No, no. I'll just keep it there since it's uh, mine anyways.

• Frylock : Shake, man, I'm trying to sleep.

  Master Shake : How can you sleep when Assisted Living Dracula is on?