Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Bad Replicant (2002)

Dana Snyder: Master Shake

Quotes 

• Oglethorpe : Imprison him within the rings!

  [Spinning laser rings drop from the ceiling and encircle Master Shake] 

  Oglethorpe : You'll never move from that spot again, unless you like being cut in half!

  [Master Shake reaches through the rings and answers the phone] 

  Master Shake : [into phone]  Y'ello.

  Oglethorpe : The laser rings!

  Master Shake : Look brother, these ain't nothing but disco lights.

  Emory : No, the installer said that they were prison laser rings and I... I believed him.

  Oglethorpe : Don't listen to him, for he is a witch!

  Master Shake : Look, there's somebody on the phone, alright? I gotta go.

  Oglethorpe : Oh, well give it to us, before you possess us with one of your spells.

• Master Shake : [the Aqua Teens are singing hymns]  Why are we doing this?

  Frylock : Because I want to join the church up the street, and Meatwad needs to learn some morals and values!

  Master Shake : Look at him and tell me there's a God.

  Meatwad : He made me in his own image.

  Master Shake : Oh yeah, that's right. God's a big meatball! I forgot!

  Meatwad : He is.

  Master Shake : Does he stink like you do?