Angel (TV Series)

You're Welcome (2004)

Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase

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• Cordelia : Oh, and you're welcome.

  Angel : [answers phone]  Hello? Yes, I know. She's - But that's impossible. She's standin' right...

  [Cordelia is gone] 

  Angel : I'm sorry. Yeah. Um, when did she die? Did she, um... She never did wake up? I see.

  [hangs up] 

  Angel : Thank you.

• Cordelia : I thought he had a soul.

  Spike : I thought she didn't.

  Cordelia : I do!

  Spike : So do I!

  Cordelia : Well, clearly, mine's better.

• Cordelia : Doyle pissed me off so righteously going out like that. But he knew. He knew what he had to do. Didn't compromise. Used his last breath to make sure you'd keep fighting. I get that now.

• Cordelia : You'll win this in the end. I, uh... just wish I could be there to see it.

  Angel : What do you mean? You're not...

  Cordelia : I can't stay. This isn't me anymore. You can say good-bye to the gang for me, explain everything once you understand.

  Angel : That's gonna be never. I-I need you here.

  Cordelia : Don't make it hard, Angel. I'm just on a different road... and this is my off-ramp. The Powers That Be owed me one, and I didn't waste it. I got my guy back on track.

• Cordelia : Okay, this is getting us nowhere. Angel, torture her.

  Angel : What?

  Eve : What?

  Cordelia : You heard me. Building's clearing out means we don't have a lot of time. Have at it.

  Angel : I can't just... torture her.

  Cordelia : Like, wha...

  Fred : He's right, Cordy. If we sink to their level, then...

  [Harmony grabs Eve throws her on the desk] 

  Angel : Harmony!

  Harmony : Is this okay? I mean. I am evil, technically. I don't mind torturing her for the team.

  Angel : Yeah. Okay.

• Angel : But the thing that really, really pisses me off is that this guy seems to be going by the name of Doyle.

  Eve : Doesn't ring a bell.

  Cordelia : It does to me. It rings a big, frickin' gong. And I wanna know who has the nerve to be using that name!

• Cordelia : Spike's a hero and you're CEO of Hell, Incorporated. What frickin' bizarro world did I wake up in?

• Cordelia : Remember how I said, "Lets not have your department looking for those symbols I saw in my vision. Let's do this like we used to - you and me, crackin' the books"?

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Yes.

  Cordelia : Well, that was dumb. What'd you ever listen to me for?

• Cordelia : I naturally assumed you'd be lost without me, but this?

  Angel : I am lost without you.

  Cordelia : You just forgot who you are.

  Angel : Remind me.

• Cordelia : [to Eve]  Get out of that chair, and I will feed you those Manolo Blahniks - which are stunning, by the way.

• Angel : Can we have a word with you, Eve?

  Eve : Now's really not a good ti...

  Cordelia : Let's go, Lilah Junior.

• Cordelia : [to Lindsey]  Sweetie, your epidermis is showing.

• Cordelia : We take what we can get, champ, and we do our best with it. I'll be seeing you.

  [starts to leave but comes back to kiss Angel] 

  Cordelia : Oh, what the hell. One for the road?

• Cordelia : [to Spike]  Heard you weren't evil anymore, which kinda makes the hair silly.

  [Spike vamps out] 

  Cordelia : Uh, or nice.

• Cordelia : Oh, my God. Gunn? You have hair.

  Charles Gunn : Oh. Heh! Yeah. What'd you think, I was prematurely bald?

  [an awkward pause] 

  Charles Gunn : I wasn't.

• Lorne the Host : Hey, listen, crumbcake. When you're ready to splash back into that acting pool, just say the word. I'll have you lunching with Colin Farrell like that.

  Cordelia : Who's Colin Farrell?

• Angel : With these resources, there's nothing we can't do, no-one we can't save.

  Cordelia : Except maybe yourself.