Angel (TV Series)

There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb (2001)

Andy Hallett: Lorne

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Quotes 

• [being shown Lorne's severed head] 

  Angel : He was...

  Charles Gunn : Yeah.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Mmm.

  Lorne the Host : That's it?

  Angel , Charles Gunn , Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Aah!

  Lorne the Host : Where's the praising and extolling of my virtues? Where's the love?

• [first lines] 

  Cordelia Chase : Oh, no... No... Oh, God, please forgive me. This is all my fault.

  [to Lorne's head] 

  Cordelia Chase : Because I pardoned you, and they wanted to teach me a lesson. You didn't do anything wrong. You didn't do anything. I don't like it here anymore. I just want to go home.

  Lorne the Host : Oh, honey. I'm right there with you.

  [Cordelia passes out] 

• Lorne the Host : [while Cordelia screams]  I realize this is a bit of a shock, but I can explain. Take it easy. Okay, get it out of your system. That's good. You'll have to breathe sometime. Good lord, shut up, woman! It's not like I have hands to cover my ears, here, you know.

• Cordelia Chase : This is just pretty unsettling for me.

  Lorne the Host : Oh, I'm sure it must be. And after all,

  [yelling] 

  Lorne the Host : I only lost my head!

  [normal] 

  Lorne the Host : Technically, my body.

• Lorne the Host : My psychic friend told me I had to come back here. I didn't believe her. Then I realized I did have to come back here, because... - I really always thought I had to come back here, deep down inside, you know? I had to come back here to find out I didn't have to come back here. I don't belong here. I hate it here. You know where I belong? L.A. You know why? Nobody belongs there. It's the perfect place for guys like us.

  Angel : That's kinda beautiful.

  Lorne the Host : Ain't it? I'm very moved, if I do say so myself.

  Angel : Please do.

• Lorne the Host : You know, I feel a song comin' on.

  Angel : Yeah, I thought you might.

  Lorne the Host : [singing]  Somewhere over the rainbow / Way up high...

• Lorne the Host : Wait a second. Since when do I have five toes?

• Lorne the Host : Just put me in a bag and take me to the mutilation chamber.

  Cordelia Chase : I have no idea where the mutilation chamber might be, I...

  Lorne the Host : So I guess I'll just sit here and die, then. Find someone who knows!

• Cordelia Chase : [to Lorne's head]  Do you mind if I hit him over the head with you?

  Lorne the Host : Yes.