Angel (TV Series)
The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco (2003)
J. August Richards: Charles Gunn
Quotes
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Charles Gunn : Notice no matter how uptown we go we always wind up at some stanky hole in the middle of the night?
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Angel : The reason why I know this Aztec demon is not eating the hearts of heroes is... He didn't take mine. Am I honestly supposed to believe that it had no problem sticking a sword in my stomach but then decided, "Oh wait, his heart's not heroic enough?" Ha! I don't think so.
Charles Gunn : I understand you're feeling rejected. But this Aztec warrior... it wants the hearts for sustenance. It wants it for the meat, not the metaphor.
Angel : What are you saying?
Charles Gunn : As meat goes, your heart's a dried-up hunk of gnarly-ass beef jerky.
Angel : Yeah, but, stick a piece of wood in it, and I still die.
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Charles Gunn : Still not sure why Blondie Ghost tagged along.
Spike : Not much choice really, is there? Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playin' Agatha Christie.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Yeah, remind me again how you ended up in the front seat.
Spike : Called shotgun, mate.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Oh. I thought we were doing a weapons check.
Charles Gunn : Nothin' wrong with that. We may need these bad boys if we're goin' up against some Mexican Day of the Dead heart-suckin' monster.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Angel, the church we're looking for is about half a mile...
[Angel interrupts by pulling a screeching U-Turn]
Spike : Always was a bit of a drama queen.
