Angel (TV Series)

The Bachelor Party (1999)

Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase

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• Cordelia : So here I am at L'Petite Renard with "Mr. Armani" who could keep me in blue boxes for the rest of my life...

  Angel : Blue boxes?

  Cordelia : Tiffany's. God! And the whole night I was bored silly. All I could think about was if this wimp saw a monster he'd probably throw a shoe at it and run like a weasel. Turns out the shoe part was giving him too much credit.

  Angel : There aren't very many people who wouldn't run. It's just human nature.

  Cordelia : Yeah. But, all of a sudden, rich and handsome wasn't enough for me. Now I expect a guy to be all brave and interesting. And it's your fault, both of you.

  Angel : Well, maybe not. Maybe you're changing. And that could be a good thing.

  Cordelia : Or disastrous. As if I wasn't confused enough, then Doyle comes along and rescues me like some badly-dressed superhero. He was really beat up. But, you know the first thing he asked? "Are you okay?"

• Cordelia : Doyle taught third grade? The kind with children?

  Harriett 'Harry' Doyle : Well, yeah.

  Cordelia : Are you sure he wasn't just held back and used that as a cover story?

• Cordelia : You shouldn't be trying to eat my friend's brains, you horrible ugly demon people.

• Cordelia : You'll get through this, Doyle. Nice guys don't always finish last.

  Allen Francis Doyle : You think I'm a nice guy?

  Cordelia : I think it, I say it. It's my way.

• [Doyle saved Cordelia from a vampire] 

  Cordelia : You were so... brave.

  Allen Francis Doyle : You think you could say that again without so much shock in your voice? You're steppin' on my moment of manliness here.

  Cordelia : I'm sorry, I'm just, uh...

  Allen Francis Doyle : Surprised?

  Cordelia : Grateful.

• Cordelia : I was thinking that, uh, maybe I haven't been entirely fair to you. Maybe you don't actually have *zero* potential.

  Allen Francis Doyle : Wow, Cordelia. Thanks.

• Cordelia : Maybe Doyle does have hidden depths. I mean, really, *really* hidden. But depths. And I kinda have to buy him a mochaccino for saving my life.

• Cordelia : I swore when I went down this road with Xander Harris, I'd rather be dead than date a fixer-upper again.

• Cordelia : Hi, Doyle. Are you gonna become loser pining guy, like, full time now? 'Cuz, you know, we already have one of those around the office.

  Angel : Hey.

  Allen Francis Doyle : Hey.

  Cordelia : He can get away with it. He's tall, and-and look at the way clothes hang on him. But you...

  Angel : O-Okay. I think you've cheered us up enough.

• Angel : Where are you?

  Cordelia : In the netherworld known as the 818 area code.

• Allen Francis Doyle : So that's it then? That's your exciting plan for this evening? A book?

  Angel : I get enough excitement.

  Allen Francis Doyle : Yeah - of the evil-fighting variety. How about a little off-duty fun?

  Angel : Such as?

  Allen Francis Doyle : Two beautiful words: Sports Bar!

  [Angel gives him a look] 

  Allen Francis Doyle : Come on! You know they have Trivia games on the Internet now? You can challenge against drunks around the world. Anything, please! I just can't sit around here while...

  Cordelia : [Coming in]  While I steal into the night with my incredibly-more-wealthy-than-you prince?

• Pierce : I'm sorry you're not feeling well. I was hoping we could make a night of it.

  Cordelia : Me, too. I really wanted to hear the end of the story about the pigs and beans.

  Pierce : Don't you want me to take you home?

  Cordelia : My car is here.

  Pierce : Oh, wait, let me walk you.

  [takes Cordy's arm and turns her towards him] 

  Pierce : I'm - I'm not really sure about this neighborhood.

  Vampire : [Jumping in from the shadows]  You're right, - it's crappy

  [Attacks]