Angel (TV Series)
Over the Rainbow (2001)
Andy Hallett: Lorne
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Quotes
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Lorne the Host : How you holding up?
Angel : I wanna go, bad. I'm just waitin' for Wes to have that "Eureka" moment.
Wesley : [runs in shouting] Eureka!
Angel : Oh, jeez. Thank God.
Lorne the Host : [surprised] You mean he actually really says "Eureka"?
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Lorne the Host : Just remember, keep your heads down. Xenophobia, kind of a watchword where I'm from.
Charles Gunn : I don't get it. Why they afraid of Xena? I mean, I think she's kinda fly.
Wesley : "Xenophobia". - fear of foreigners.
Charles Gunn : Oh, then can we pretend I didn't just say that?
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[arrived in another dimension, in daylight]
Charles Gunn : You all see the street do that bendy thing?
Angel : So we made it then, this is your world?
Lorne the Host : Ah, yes. Home sweet hell.
Angel : Ha, I'm not on fire.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : And, we're together! And we didn't merge into a freakish four-man Siamese twin.
Charles Gunn : That was a risk? How come nobody told me that was a risk?
Angel : [happy] Can everybody just notice how much fire I'm not on?
Lorne the Host : Ah, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, all right.
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Lorne the Host : They need the hotspot because they're going to Pylea, my home dimension.
Agnes 'Aggie' Belfleur : And you're not going with them?
Lorne the Host : Aggie, I'd rather have a hydrochloric acid facial. I'd rather invite a hive of wasps to nest in my throat. I'd rather sit through a junior high school production of "Cats"! You see where I'm going with this?
Agnes 'Aggie' Belfleur : Not Pylea.
Lorne the Host : Exactamundo.
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Angel : Start talkin'.
Lorne the Host : About my dimension? Sure, okay, let's see... , uh, I was there, I came here. I like here, I-I don't wanna go there.
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Lorne the Host : Oh, am I glad to see you. And so much less dead than I expected.
Angel : What'd they do to you?
Lorne the Host : Well, first there was the welcome home parade thrown in my honor, ticker tape, streamers. Honestly, I was so touched I almost wept.
[pause]
Lorne the Host : Locked me in a room, pushed me around, asked a bunch of questions. Your standard film noir.
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Lorne the Host : [about Pylea] They have no music there. It doesn't exist. Do you know what that's like? No lullabies, no love songs. All my life I thought I was crazy, that I had ghosts in my head or something... simply because I could hear music. Of course, I didn't know it was music. All I knew was that it was something... beautiful and... and painful and right. And I was the only one who could hear it. Then I wound up here and heard Aretha for the first time. Well... Don't kid yourselves. Cordy's in a very bad place.
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Lorne the Host : Remember when I said, uh, I loved this dimension and I'm never, never, never gonna leave? Well, e-exactly which never did you not understand?
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Agnes 'Aggie' Belfleur : So, what brings you to the office?
Lorne the Host : Like you don't already know.
Agnes 'Aggie' Belfleur : Oh, I know. I just wanna see what kind of a spin you're gonna put on it.
Lorne the Host : Dimensional portals, psychic hotspots. I need to find one.
Agnes 'Aggie' Belfleur : Why?
Lorne the Host : Some friends of mine are going on a little trip.
Agnes 'Aggie' Belfleur : Hm. I see. And the big, flashing neon warning light in your aura means what?
Lorne the Host : Eat at Joe's.
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Angel : What, is it out of batteries? Is this thing out of batteries?
Lorne the Host : I don't know. I don't know how it works.
Angel : Dammit! I just got her back.
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Angel : [the suns of Pylea is not affecting Angel] Why am I not on fire?
Charles Gunn : Yo, that was phat!
Wesley : Well it is another dimension. Perhaps theres some...
Lorne the Host : Back up, Copernicus. That's suns. Plural.
Wesley : Suns, yes. Well, perhaps they don't have the same effect on vampires.
[pinches Angel's cheek]
Angel : Watch it, alright? Hey!
Wesley : Fascinating!
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Lorne the Host : I think we're only a couple of miles from town but, we'll have to walk it.
Angel : No problem here, walkin' in the sun. Hey, do it all the time.
Wesley : Yes, we're all heartily aware that you're not on fire. Shall we go?
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Lorne the Host : [to Angel, Wesley and Gunn] You know, ordinarily I handle bad news really well. I just drown my sorrows in an iced cold gin and tonic, little squeeze of lime. Except for they don't have them here!
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Angel : I think we might have a lead on Cordy.
Lorne the Host : You found her?
Angel : No. I heard two guys talking about a girl with visions. Said she was cursed.
Lorne the Host : Yikes. I don't like the sound of that.
Angel : They mentioned something about a Covenant. Something about performing tests on her.
Wesley : Angel, I hate to state the obvious. But we need to get out of here.
