"Angel" Offspring (TV Episode 2001) Poster

(TV Series)

(2001)

Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase

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  • Angel : Darla.

    Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Darla?

    Cordelia Chase : Darla?

    Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : Who's Darla?

    Charles Gunn : Angel's old flame from way back.

    Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : Not the one who died?

    Charles Gunn : Yeah. No, not that one, the other one that died and came back to life. She's a vampire.

    Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : Do y'all have a chart or somethin'?

    Charles Gunn : In the files. I'll get it for you later.

  • Angel : You know, I've been around a long time...

    Cordelia Chase : Which reminds me, next birthday, you think we could skip the two hundred and fifty odd candles on the cake and the inevitable fire marshall and just go with a little song?

    Angel : And I've never known anyone like you.

    Cordelia Chase : Well, duh.

  • Cordelia Chase : What can we do for you?

    Darla : Well, you can get your little gang of supernatural detectives to find out what the hell is happening to me and how to stop it.

    Cordelia Chase : [to Angel]  Are you going to take some responsibility here? Angel?

    Angel : Oh, me? Of course I am. Wes, let's get on this right now.

    Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : What do you suggest?

    Angel : I suggest you ah, use your books and find out what's going on. What do I have to think of everything?

    Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [opening a book]  Oh, here it is. It says: "I have absolutely no idea what's going on". We should talk to The Host.

  • Fury #1 , Fury #2 , Fury #3 : Mmmm, Angel!

    Cordelia Chase : And here we have three more of Angel's chippies. You girls are on the pill, I hope.

    Fury #1 , Fury #2 , Fury #3 : Mmmm...

  • Cordelia Chase : Hey, what are friends for?

    Darla : You ask me, they're for knocking you up and leaving you high and dry.

    [to Angel] 

    Darla : Hello, lover. Long time no see.

  • Darla : [seeing the pregnant Darla]  This is impossible.

    Angel : Tell me about it, Daddy.

    Cordelia Chase : You slept with her?

  • Cordelia Chase : Time's a wasting, big guy. Can we do it?

    Angel : Okay, last time, we were working on not pulling your punches and your kicks, right? Don't worry about me.

    [Cordelia begins throwing punches] 

    Angel : That's good. Good. That's it. Now where's your weight? Balls of your feet. Don't forget to follow...

    [Cordelia punches Angel in the face] 

    Cordelia Chase : Oops! Oh, God! You said that...

    [Angel smiles at Cordelia and appears unhurt] 

    Cordelia Chase : Are you alright?

    Angel : I'm a vampire. You can't hurt me. Good.

    [Cordelia laughs and as Angel turns away from her his face twists up in pain and he grabs his nose] 

  • Cordelia Chase : Angel, are you trying to say you love me?

    Angel : What?

    Cordelia Chase : I love you, too.

    Angel : You do? When did this...?

    Cordelia Chase : [to Wes, Gunn, and Fred]  Angel loves me, I love him!

    Angel : Oh, my God.

    Cordelia Chase : You guys love us and we love you.

    Charles Gunn , Wesley Wyndam-Pryce , Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : We love you, Angel!

  • Darla : [singing]  Oh, Danny Boy, what the Hell's inside me?

    Lorne : Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We're way beyond singing mes enfants. This is a brand new day, here. Alright, everybody. That's a wrap. We'll finish the spell tomorrow. We got a little crisis brewing. Thanks for coming. Check's in the mail. Get the hell out.

    Fury #1 : Bye, Angel...

    Fury #2 : ...Come see...

    Fury #3 : ...Us soon.

    Fury #1 , Fury #2 , Fury #3 : Mmmm...

    Cordelia Chase : [to Lorne]  Men.

  • Cordelia Chase : [Angel is leering at Cordelia]  Okay, it's getting creepy now.

    Angel : I was just thinkin' about things. People. You know, how they relate. Take you and me, for instance. You know, we're very different. *Very* different, obviously. Human, vampire. Woman, man... pire.

    Cordelia Chase : Has someone been putting vodka in your blood?

    Angel : [nervous laughter]  See? You're funny! And I - Well, I get off a good one every once in a while, but you...

  • Cordelia Chase : How are you feeling?

    Darla : Just crazy.

    Cordelia Chase : What?

    Darla : Why would anyone bring something into the world?

    Cordelia Chase : I was pregnant once. I was out to here overnight. Mystical thing. I didn't go to term, but while it lasted, woo... talk about uncomfortable. Your back and legs hurt all the time. And first, you're sick to your stomach and you can't eat anything in the world. And then you're ravenous. Are you able to eat, or do you just...

    Darla : What? Drink?

  • Cordelia Chase : [to Wesley]  It was a dream, but it was more like a vision.

  • Angel : [to Darla, who is biting Cordelia]  Get away from her!

    [to Cordelia] 

    Angel : You're gonna be alright. You're gonna be alright. Cordy, you're gonna be alright. Here. I'll kill her for this.

    Cordelia Chase : You're gonna have to find her first.

  • Cordelia Chase : Angel boned her.

    Angel : Just once. Just the one night. Ah, just the two or three one times that one night.

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