Angel (TV Series)

Loyalty (2002)

J. August Richards: Charles Gunn

Quotes 

• Gunn : [Angel has just received a package in the mail]  I want to know how he does it. No last name. No bank account. How you ordering stuff off the web?

  Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : It's not that hard, really. All you gotta do is hack into the shipping database, find someone who's ordering what you want and the substitute your information.

  [pause] 

  Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : E-except that would just be high-tech robbery.

  Angel : I memorized Cordelia's credit card number.

  Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : [brightly]  Oh! Low-tech robbery!

• [Gunn is playing with the tiny hockey sticks that Angel bought for his baby son, Connor] 

  Angel : You know, hockey's a great sport.

  Gunn : You realize this is the whitest sport known to man?

  Angel : True. But the games are indoors, and they usually play at night.

  Gunn : Got you.

• Gunn : [looking at a delivery Angel just recieved]  Some kind of boomerang vamp-stake?

  Angel : No, they're itty-bitty hockey sticks!