Angel (TV Series)

Life of the Party (2003)

Andy Hallett: Lorne

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Quotes 

• Angel : I'm brooding.

  Lorne : You're watching hockey!

  Angel : Yeah, but my team is losing.

• Angel : We don't know how many of them are holding grudges against us or against each other. It's a perfect recipe for an out-of-control blood bath.

  Lorne : That's describing every *good* party I've ever been to.

• Lorne : And believe me, Milk Dud, speaking as the head of your PR department, we need all the face we can get.

  Angel : Milk Dud?

  Lorne : Said with affection.

• Lorne : Stop it! Stop killing! Listen to me, Me!

  [his hulking alter ego knocks him down] 

  Lorne : Wow, I must really hate myself.

• Eve : Simply put, this is a morale thing.

  Harmony : Good luck. Morale around here stinks.

  Angel : What?

  Harmony : Uh-huh. Everybody out there thinks you suck. Well, come on, boss. They're all out there sweating through their matsudas, worried if you're gonna axe them or, you know, axe them.

  Angel : OK, look, hey! I haven't... OK, I may have... killed... maybe a couple of them.

  Lorne : And clients... And potential clients.

• Lorne : [On the phone]  It'll be fabulous. Believe me, Jerry. Yes. It's Grapes of Wrath in outer space. Uh-huh. Oh, it's got heart. Yes, it's got laser battles.

  [takes off his sunglasses] 

  Lorne : It's got a timely message of interstellar poverty. Uh-huh. Listen, have your assistant call my assistant. We'll set something up.

• Lorne : [On the phone]  Well, I'm pretty sure that Henry Fonda's dead, sweetie. Yeah. Bring him back to life? Let me talk to my science people. OK, no promises!

• Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Lorne's doing it - something to all of us.

  Lorne : [Defensive]  I am not!

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Everything he's told us to do, we're doing. Spike's thinking positive, Gunn is peeing all over the office.

• Lorne : Oh no, he's doing great. He's already not killed, like, a hundred guests.