Angel (TV Series)

Just Rewards (2003)

David Boreanaz: Angel

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• Spike : And this, bloody hell, wasn't mine. I'm not you. I don't give a piss about atonement or destiny. Just because I've got me a soul doesn't mean I'm gonna let myself be led around by...

  Fred : Excuse me?

  Wes : Did - Did you just say - Spike has a soul? You never said.

  Angel : Didn't seem worth mentioning, you know.

  Gunn : Seems to be a lot of that.

  Spike : Or maybe Captain Forehead was feeling a little less special. Didn't like me crashing his exclusive club. Another vampire with a soul in the world.

  Angel : You're not *in* the world, Casper.

• Fred : And, I'm detecting brain wave activity.

  Angel : On Spike? Huh. That *is* weird.

• Angel : I'm in a meeting, Spike.

  Spike : Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't care.

• Angel : Sure you wanna do this, Spike?

  Spike : What, think I could really stand hanging out with you and your lot now and forever? Wisecracking ghost sidekick? No bloody thanks!

• Angel : [concerning Spike's soul]  Fair? You asked for a soul. I didn't. It almost killed me. I spend a hundred years tryin' to come to terms with infinite remorse. You spent three weeks moaning in a basement, and then you were fine. What's fair about that?

• [Spike materializes in Angel's office at Wolfram & Hart, and bends over in pain, then realizes he's facing some familiar faces and some strangers] 

  Spike : What? What?

  Harmony : What the hell are you doing here, Spike?

  Wesley : Harmony, please.

  Gunn : This is Spike? *The* Spike?

  Fred : Wait a minute. Who's...

  Lorne : [calmly, to Spike]  Easy, slim. Easy. No one's gonna hurt you.

  Gunn : Speak for yourself, Green Jeans.

  Fred : OK, would somebody please tell me who...

  Wesley : William the Bloody. He's a vampire. One of the worst recorded. Second only to...

  Angel : Me. But you're dead.

  Harmony : Well, yeah. Who here isn't?

  [looks around] 

  Harmony : Besides him and him and her and...

  [to Lorne] 

  Harmony : What are you, again?

  Spike : [lunges at Angel in game-face, but goes right through him and winds up standing in Angel's desk]  Bugger.

• Angel : I'm meeting with Grox'lars? They eat babies!

  Harmony : [cheerily]  Just their heads.

• [after Angel kills Hainsley by throwing a silver dish plate at him, Spike's ghostly head sticks out] 

  Spike : Oh, bollocks.

  [Hainsley's body falls to the floor] 

  Spike : I was just getting warmed up.

  Angel : That was you hitting me?

  Spike : The last bit, yeah. Hainsley's been dead since he hit the table. Oh, come on. Had to get a few licks in, didn't I?

• [to Hainsley's butler] 

  Angel : We're - I'm from Wolfram and Hart.

  Spike : I'm his date.

• Angel : And let's be discreet about this for the time being, okay?

  Harmony : Discreet? Oh, you mean like not tell anyone about bucket o' lawyer.

• Spike : I bet you're loving this.

  Angel : Knowing you'll be haunting me 'til the end of time? It's a dream come true.

• Magnus Hainsley : You think you can get away with that? I'll sue you to hell!

  Angel : Good luck, we're your lawyers!

• Gunn : I fired 40 employees in the past two days.

  Angel : How's that going?

  Gunn : As expected. Anger, tears, venomous death threats.