Angel (TV Series)
Guise Will Be Guise (2000)
J. August Richards: Charles Gunn
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Quotes
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Magnus Bryce : She's impure? Sh-She's not a virgin?
[to Wesley]
Magnus Bryce : You...
Charles Gunn : Whoa, that's what impure meant?
Cordelia Chase : She slept with him?
Magnus Bryce : [to Wesley, imitating Angel] You were supposed to be Angel. This wouldn't have happened. That's why I hired him. He's a eunuch.
Cordelia Chase : You slept with her?
Angel : A eunuch?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Things happen. Two young people. Danger.
Virginia Bryce : What are you talking about?
Magnus Bryce : She was a virgin before you got here.
Virginia Bryce : I was not a virgin!
Magnus Bryce : What?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Oh, thank goodness.
Charles Gunn : I coulda have told you she wasn't no virgin.
Angel : Not a eunuch.
Cordelia Chase : One day as Angel... One day, and he's getting some.
Magnus Bryce : What? How could you? I kept you away from all men.
Angel : I mean, the curse isn't even all that clear.
Virginia Bryce : Daddy, you remember that chauffeur from when I was sixteen? And the one at eighteen? I haven't been a virgin for a very long time. I even dated Rick.
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Charles Gunn : It's cool. He's got a plan.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : A plan?
Angel : Yeah. I get to the offices before they stop me.
Charles Gunn : See? What? That's the plan? Walking real quick was the plan?
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Charles Gunn : Okay, what I want to know is... how I live in L.A. all my life and not know this weird-ass stuff was going on?
Cordelia Chase : Oh, the ass is even weirder than you think.
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Charles Gunn : At gun point?
Cordelia Chase : Yes, the point of a gun. He just walked Wesley right out of here. And this whole "I'm Angel" thing is a very, very bad idea. I mean, if I thought that would work, I could've been Angel, because, guess what? Pretty much a girly name.
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Charles Gunn : Wait, are you saying... Is he gonna sing? Oh, God, is Angel gonna sing?
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T'ish Magev : Morning, traveller. Do you seek enlightenment?
Charles Gunn : I seek Angel. He with you?
T'ish Magev : Well, he was until the sun came up and then... you see that pile of dust over there?