- Spike: Come to tap dance on the patient, have we, doc? I'd give you the finger, but apparently I won't have the motor skills until the drugs wear off.
- Angel: A lot of pain?
- Spike: More than I'd like. But not as much as you would. Just what I deserve.
- Angel: I didn't say that.
- Spike: No, I did. The lass thought I killed her family. And I'm supposed to, what, complain cuz her's wasn't one of the hundreds of families I did kill? I'm not sayin' you're right, cuz, uh, I'm physically incapable of saying that. But, uh, for a demon I never did think that much about the nature of evil. No. Just threw myself in. Thought it was a party. I liked the rush, I liked the crunch. Never did look back at the victims.
- Angel: I couldn't take my eyes off them. I was only in it for the evil. That was everything to me. It was art... the destruction of a human being. Jeez, I would've considered Dana a masterpiece.
- Andrew: Giles and a few key Sunnydale alum have been tracking down the recently chosen. Uh, guiding them, training them, giving them the full X-Men minus the crappy third act.
- Andrew: [to Angel] Check the view screen, Uhuru. I got twelve Vampyr Slayers behind me, and not one of them has ever dated you.
- [Andrew, this being the first time he has seen Spike since he died, hugs him]
- Andrew: You're like Gandalf the White resurrected from the pit of the Balrog. More beautiful than ever. He's alive, Frodo, he's alive.
- Dr. Rabinaw: [about Spike] May I suggest that you stop your friend? If he finds Dana, he's gonna wind up dead like the others.
- Angel: Yeah, but he'll just end up coming back.
- Charles Gunn: Half the cases that cross our desk are settled out on the links before they ever make it to trial.
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: Nine holes instead of a jury of your peers. Just what the Founding Fathers had in mind.
- Charles Gunn: Well, sometimes you gotta work the system before it works you.
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: That our new motto?
- Real Estate Agent: Hardwood floors. Central air. Original wainscoting throughout. She's a real charmer from top to bottom.
- Vernon the Creepy Psychic: The walls scream with the blood of the innocent.
- Real Estate Agent: [pause] I'll be in the car if you have any questions. And remember - it's a seller's market.
- Spike: [to Andrew] We can play cat and mouse all night, or I can wedgie you unconscious and be done with it.
- Harmony Kendall: Boss, we just got a tip some loony's hatched from the bin...
- Angel: A who did a what?
- Harmony Kendall: A girl over in the nuthouse went all Cuckoo's Nest, hacked up a couple of guards and went over the wall.
- Angel: [to Spike] Shouldn't you be out in the streets, you know, protecting the city from... people like you?