- Opie Taylor: Is that Darlene Mason?
- Andy Taylor: Opie, you wanna run along?
- Opie Taylor: What are you calling her about, Pa?
- Andy Taylor: Excuse me, it's my son.
- Darlene Mason: Oh I see.
- Andy Taylor: He came back to get some money and he wanted to know why I was calling you.
- Darlene Mason: Well so do I.
- Andy Taylor: Well,
- [to Opie]
- Andy Taylor: you wanna run along?
- Opie Taylor: Are you gonna make a date with her, Pa?
- Andy Taylor: [Andy glares at Opie] Wanna run along?
- Opie Taylor: See ya, Pa.
- Darlene Mason: Well, are ya, Pa?
- Andy Taylor: [on the phone with Helen] Well to tell you the truth, Darlene's been just like a sister to me.
- Helen Crump: [Darlene gives Andy a loud kiss on the cheek] What was that?
- Andy Taylor: Miss Mason just opened a bottle of pop.