"The Andy Griffith Show" The Haunted House (TV Episode 1963) Poster

Don Knotts: Barney Fife

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  • Barney Fife : All I'm saying is that there are some things beyond the ken of mortal man that shouldn't be tampered with. We don't know everything, Andy. There's plenty goin' on right now in the Twilight Zone that we don't know anything about and I think we oughta stay clear.

  • Otis Campbell : [Andy and Barney are swinging a jump-rope; enunciating like Barney when he was jumping rope]  Slow it down, and let me in, or I'll go out an' get some gin!

    Barney Fife : Now, CUT THAT OUT!

  • Barney Fife : [demonstrating how to jump rope]  Call for the doctor! Call for the Nurse! Call for the lady with the alligator purse!

    Otis Campbell : If people see me doing that, they'll REALLY think I'm drunk.

  • Barney Fife : There's nothing to fear but fear itself.

  • Gomer Pyle : [looking at a picture of Old Man Rimshaw]  Ain't he the one who put chains on his hired man and then done away with him?

    Barney Fife : With an axe.

    Gomer Pyle : An axe? Shazam...

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