The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army (1963)
Howard Morris: Ernest T. Bass
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Quotes
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Ernest T. Bass : [telling Andy about how girls react to someone coming home in a military uniform] Jelce walk with me, Jelce dance with me, Jelce kiss my mouth.
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Army Doctor : Say, "Ahh."
Ernest T. Bass : Ah.
Army Doctor : Could you stretch that out a little?
Ernest T. Bass : Ahhhhhh...
[Doctor looks down his throat, then starts checking his ear; Ernest T. repeats]
Ernest T. Bass : Ahhhhhhh...
Army Doctor : No, that was just for your throat.
Ernest T. Bass : Whaddya want me to say for this?
Army Doctor : Hush!
Ernest T. Bass : Huuuuush... .