The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

Barney Gets His Man (1961)

Andy Griffith: Andy Taylor

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• Andy Taylor : How'd you do it, Barney? How did you nail him? Did he rush you? Well, say somethin'! Well, what's the matter, Barney?

  Barney Fife : I swallowed my gum.

• Andy Taylor : Aunt Bee, that boy goes through britches like he was wearin' sandpaper underwear.

• Opie Taylor : You ever been scared, Pa? Really scared?

  Andy Taylor : Yeah. Boy, I remember one time when I was about your age, I climbed over this fence into this farmer's field and I come face-to-face with a great big ol' bull. And he had the meanest disposition and the longest horns.

  Opie Taylor : What'd you do, Pa?

  Andy Taylor : Oh, I'd say about 60 miles a hour. Anything less and I mighta had my pride punctured.