Andromeda (TV Series)

Harper 2.0 (2001)

Gordon Michael Woolvett: Seamus Harper

Quotes 

• Harper : Deirdre. My Drift-rock darlin'. My Irish Creme. My destiny.

• Andromeda : Irish Gaelic. Earth based. An adaptive form. You're making seductive overtures to me in a dead language?

  Harper : Hey, it's not dead the way I speak it baby. Il dit mon coeur.

  Andromeda : And French. Harper, what has gotten into you?

  Andromeda : Ru Olyev Olyev Sfinki.

  Andromeda : And now, Perseid. Harper, I had no idea you were such a cunning linguist.

• Beka Valentine : Your destiny, Right. Never mind she couldn't speak a word of Common, and you don't speak Celtic or, whatever that dead language is.

  Harper : Oh yeah? Try me. Uh... Bra ist un caparu. Love is our language.

  Beka Valentine : Actually, love is your sandwich, but thanks for playing.

• Harper : We shared this thing, this, um, cosmic connection.

  Beka Valentine : You shared half a dozen whiskeys and a zero-gravity rhumba.

• Harper : I want my Rommie!

• Harper : For our Happy Hour this evening, we're offering the Space Rift Royale. 5 parts gin, 3 parts vermouth, 2 olives, crushed ice, shaken not stirred and voila!

• Harper : So, is this the part where you explain to me your diabolical plan?

  Jeger : No. It's the part where I open your skull and extract your database by force.

  Harper : Oh. Uh, will it hurt?

  Jeger : I hope so.

• Captain Dylan Hunt : Then maybe you should enlighten us.

  Harper : Enlighten you? Uh, the Divine is good, don't do Flash, and if you're nice to people, they probably still won't be nice to you. Now run along, kids, Daddy's working.

• [last lines] 

  Harper : Man, who'd have thought that being a librarian could be so tough. Well, looks like I'm gonna have to do this the old-fashioned way.

• Trance Gemini : Well, don't you think it's best that we destroy it? Just so it doesn't hurt anyone else.

  Harper : Trance, as much as I would love to, if you erase history, you just... erase its lessons.