- Secretary: I'm sorry I can't help you.
- Beka Valentine: Okay, maybe I should speak to the Councillor directly.
- Secretary: Do you have an appointment?
- Tyr Anasazi: We don't make appointments.
- Secretary: Councillor Min doesn't talk to anyone without an appointment.
- Beka Valentine: I am standing at the helm of a High Guard battleship orbiting your planet. Two words from me and a barrage of kinetic warheads will blast you, Councilor Min, and three generations of Erasians back to the Stone Age.
- Secretary: I think you still need an appointment.
- Jessa: Give me a day, and I'll have your robot girlfriend up and running.
- Captain Dylan Hunt: I'll explain the many ways in which you are wrong while we work.
- Seamus Harper: It's not that easy, Trance. Three spiral galaxies, dozens of galactic clusters. There's gotta be hundreds of prison planets.
- Andromeda Ascendant: Three hundred and forty eight, to be exact.
- Trance Gemini: Really... What about that one.
- Beka Valentine: Why? Why that one?
- Trance Gemini: Well, it's... pretty.
- Tyr Anasazi: It's pretty. Now there's a solid reason to risk our lives.
- Seamus Harper: You have a better idea?
- Tyr Anasazi: No.
- Beka Valentine: It stopped. Looks like someone deactivated the defense system.
- Captain Dylan Hunt: [on comm] Eureka Maru, you are clear to land.
- Tyr Anasazi: Dylan.
- Beka Valentine: You know, I'm starting to like that guy.
- Tyr Anasazi: I thought you said the prison colony would be here.
- Seamus Harper: I did! The coordinates lead right here!
- Tyr Anasazi: I can usually spot a planets They're large. I have good eyes.
- Trance Gemini: But this is different. You said to Beka that Rommie was more like an extension of yourself.
- Andromeda Ascendant: Like my left hand.
- Trance Gemini: Well, I don't know about you, but if I lost my left hand, I wouldn't be very happy.
- Andromeda: No. No, you wouldn't.
- [first lines]
- Seamus Harper: I, Seamus Zelazney Harper, the... Exalted Love Machine... of the planet Earth do hereby ordain that when 50 planets have agreed to join the Systems Commonwealth...
- Trance Gemini: What are you reading?
- Seamus Harper: It's, uh, Dylan's fill-in-the-blanks constitution.
- Kae-Lee: Look, around here, there's only three roles you can play. You can be a wolf, you can be a sheep, or you can be a corpse.
- Jessa: Implanted subvocal mike. Cool... Look, tell her to hang back and left.
- Captain Dylan Hunt: Whoa, what are you doing?
- Jessa: I'm not gonna hurt your girlfriend.
- Captain Dylan Hunt: She's not my girlfriend.