American Dad! (TV Series)

Finances with Wolves (2006)

David Herman: Arboreus, Mr. Aids

Quotes 

• [at the "Aids Hotcakes" kiosk] 

  Jimmy : How come no one is buying your hotcakes, Mr. Aids?

  Mr. Aids : Because I'm Irish, Jimmy. Because I'm Irish.

• Arboreus : If this mall expansion goes through, hundreds of trees will be slaughtered. Now, we have a plan. But to prove you're dedicated to our cause, you must first make out with tree.

  Hayley Smith : Wait, you want to make out with me?

  Hayley Smith : ME? No, I got a redwood in Canada.

  [holds up bonsai tree] 

  Hayley Smith : But my friend here thinks you're really cute.

  [Hayley awkward stares at Arboreus] 

  Hayley Smith : What's wrong? Is it because he's Asian?