All in the Family (TV Series)

George and Archie Make a Deal (1974)

Sally Struthers: Gloria Bunker-Stivic

Quotes 

• Archie Bunker : [to Michael]  Wait a minute, wait a minute. What the hell are you doin'?

  Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Oh, Michael's got a new hobby, macramé. He's making me a new belt.

  Edith Bunker : Ain't it pretty?

  Archie Bunker : Maca-roni? What?

  Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Macramé.

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : [Archie glares at Michael]  Don't say it.

  Archie Bunker : There ain't nothin' to say, Florence.

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : [Looking annoyed]  You said it.

  [Continues weaving] 

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : .

  Archie Bunker : Will you stop doin' that? Some friend o' mine might come walkin' through the door and find out I got a fruitcake for a son-in-law.

  Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Daddy, there's nothing effeminate about it. Lots of men are doing hobbies like that.

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Yeah, Rosey Grier does needlepoint. Would you call him a fruitcake?

  Archie Bunker : There's no such thing as a colored fag.

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : What?

  Archie Bunker : You don't believe me? Walk up to any colored guy and ask him, "Are you a fag?". Your tonsils will be wearin' your moustache.