All in the Family (TV Series)
George and Archie Make a Deal (1974)
Rob Reiner: Michael 'Meathead' Stivic
Quotes
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Archie Bunker : [to Michael] Wait a minute, wait a minute. What the hell are you doin'?
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Oh, Michael's got a new hobby, macramé. He's making me a new belt.
Edith Bunker : Ain't it pretty?
Archie Bunker : Maca-roni? What?
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Macramé.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : [Archie glares at Michael] Don't say it.
Archie Bunker : There ain't nothin' to say, Florence.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : [Looking annoyed] You said it.
[Continues weaving]
Archie Bunker : Will you stop doin' that? Some friend o' mine might come walkin' through the door and find out I got a fruitcake for a son-in-law.
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Daddy, there's nothing effeminate about it. Lots of men are doing hobbies like that.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Yeah, Rosey Grier does needlepoint. Would you call him a fruitcake?
Archie Bunker : There's no such thing as a colored fag.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : What?
Archie Bunker : You don't believe me? Walk up to any colored guy and ask him, "Are you a fag?". Your tonsils will be wearin' your moustache.
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Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Racial balance is important in everything. Take education: why do you think it's so tough for a black student to become a doctor?
Archie Bunker : Because nobody wants to see a black guy coming at them with a knife!
