All in the Family (TV Series)
Edith's Problem (1972)
Rob Reiner: Michael 'Meathead' Stivic
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Quotes
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Mike Stivic : [Edith is going through menopause] What did the doctor say?
Archie Bunker : He just said that menopause is a pretty tough time to be going through; especially for nervous types.
Mike Stivic : So?
Archie Bunker : So he prescribed these here pills.
[takes bottle of pills out of paper bag]
Mike Stivic : Oh, good.
Archie Bunker : I gotta take three of 'em a day.
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Mike Stivic : Hey it just occurred to me, Mickey Mouse is black.
Archie Bunker : Mickey Mouse ain't got no race. He represents all men.
Mike Stivic : Oh, I guess that's why Walt made him a mouse.
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[Archie and Edith are planning a trip to Disney World]
Mike Stivic : You know it just occurred to me - Mickey Mouse is black.
Archie Bunker : Aww get out of here with that! Mickey Mouse has no race. He stands for all men.
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[Edith is going through menopause, and Archie is planning a trip, with Doctor's orders to be patient with her]
Edith Bunker : I wanna talk about where we're going.
Archie Bunker : Well, that's fine, there, Edith. If you want to talk about Florida, let's talk about Florida. And by the way, we ain't confirmed about going there yet.
Edith Bunker : No, no, no! Not Florida! I want to go to Scranton.
Archie Bunker : Scranton?
[Forces himself to calm down]
Archie Bunker : Edith, uh, what is in Scranton?
Edith Bunker : My cousin Emily.
Archie Bunker : [Anger mounting] Your cousin Emily?
Edith Bunker : You hate Emily!
Archie Bunker : [In a reasonable tone] No, no, no, no, I don't, Edith. I don't hate Emily. I never said that, I never said that at all. No, I like her, and I like their little home in Scranton, there, and those four cute teenagers. I think her husband is a real nice guy, and I, I can't say that...
[Loses it]
Archie Bunker : I can't go on like this, that's one thing I can't do! I can't believe a word of anything I'm saying around here! This ain't natural! No, I don't like her, and I don't like her husband! He's a bum, and he always was, and she's a crank, and she always was! And I hate their four rotten kids! And the only way you're gettin' me to go to Scranton is if some screwball hijacks the airplane! I know all about your women's troubles there, Edith, but when I had the hernia that time I didn't make you wear the truss!
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Come on, Archie!
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Daddy!
Archie Bunker : No, no, no, Edith! If you're gonna have the change of life, you gotta do it right now! I'm gonna give you just thirty seconds. Now, come on, change!