Alias (TV Series)

The Solution (2002)

Merrin Dungey: Francie Calfo

Quotes 

• Francie Calfo : See, the thing about rats is they're clever. You have to outthink them. You can't really just leave out cheese. You have to leave the good stuff. The heavy-duty stuff. The stuff that they want. It's the only way they're going to come out. Otherwise, you're just wasting your time.

• Francie Calfo : I'm gonna send flowers to Will for thanking for babysitting our rodents. What do you think the card should say?

  Sydney Bristow : I had sex with someone.

  Francie Calfo : [laughs]  Seriously.

• [Francie jumps out of nowhere] 

  Francie Calfo : We have rats.

  Sydney Bristow : What?

  Will Tippin : All likely, possibly mice. Hi.

  Sydney Bristow : Hi. Mice isn't better than rats.

  Francie Calfo : There is no way that they are mice. They are rats and they are huge. The exterminators are coming between noon and three, you think you can be here?

  Sydney Bristow : No, I have got work.

  Francie Calfo : But I have to cater a lunch for thirty.

  [Francie and Sydney stare at Will] 

  Will Tippin : I don't live here.

  Sydney Bristow : Then why are you always here?

  Francie Calfo : Yeah, it's not like you are paying any rent.

  Will Tippin : What is this, attack on Will?