- Albert: [Excitedly] Just looked out the window and saw something beginning with M!
- Tommy Beresford: Uh, motorcycle?
- Albert: Nope.
- Tuppence Beresford: Monkey?
- Albert: Nope.
- Tommy Beresford: Mussolini?
- Albert: Don't be daft!
- Inspector Marriott: We at the yard believe this gang is a bit la-te-dah.
- Tuppence Beresford: Oh, blue-blooded?
- Tommy Beresford: Nobs?
- Tuppence Beresford: Upper class?
- Inspector Marriott: [Nods] That sort of thing.
- Inspector Marriott: Do you happen to have a magnifying glass?
- Tommy Beresford: Do we have a magnifying glass?
- [In feigned effrontery]
- Tommy Beresford: What sort of detective agency do you think this is?
- Hank Ryder: [Drunkedly laughing] Beresford... you know what? You've got two heads!
- Tommy Beresford: But I've only got one hat.
- Inspector Marriott: Well, two rotten apples don't spoil the harvest.
- Tuppence Beresford: Nor make a harvest.
- [Marriott looks at her with puzzlement]