Blair Slater: Bart James

Quotes 

• Bartholomew 'Bart' James : Archaeologists believe the Great Pyramid was built by slaves as a grand tomb for the pharaoh... but they're wrong! The Great Pyramid was, in fact, built by beings from another galaxy - extraterrestrials.

  Mr. Howie : Is this your idea of a joke, Mr. James?

  Bartholomew 'Bart' James : I've done tons of research. The Egyptians even drew pictures of their sun god flying around ina spacecraft.

  Mr. Howie : Sit down, Bart. This is a history class, not a Star Trek convention.

• Shirley Holmes : I need to know about implants.

  Bartholomew 'Bart' James : Oh, they're tracking devices. They usually look like tiny ball bearings, often found up the abductee's nose; sometimes in the neck.

  Shirley Holmes : When an abductee has one, does that mean that the aliens are going to come back for him?

  Bartholomew 'Bart' James : Possibly. There've been reports of double, even triple, abductees. Some people have all the luck.