"The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr." Pilot (TV Episode 1993) - John Pyper-Ferguson as Peter Hutter

Peter Hutter : Forget about it? You mean... rip it from my memory like a picture from a book? A picture of a small boy... kind of shy... with big ears who only wanted to be liked. And the laughing faces of his classmates, mocking him because he forgot to wear his pants to school? Is that what you mean?
Peter Hutter : Dixie, I'm kinda a stickler for gun safety, could you move a little to the left.

Dixie Cousins : Don't you get it, he's somebody.

Peter Hutter : Sorry Dixie, existential thought don't carry much water out here in the territories.
Brisco County Jr. : [alias "Kansas"] Pete, put the gun down.

Pete Hutter : They say I'm the fastest draw west of the Colorado. You care to try me, Kansas?

Brisco County Jr. : I don't know. I'm not that good at geography.
Pete Hutter : You ready?

Brisco County Jr. : Pride comes before a fall, Pete.

Pete Hutter : So does an ounce of lead in a brainpan.
Pete Hutter : You're about to have a religious experience, grandpa.

Prof. Albert Wickwire : How's that?

Pete Hutter : You're gonna see Jesus!
Pete Hutter : Dixie, I'm kind of a stickler for gun safety. Could you move a little to the left?

Dixie Cousins : Don't you get it? He's somebody.

Pete Hutter : Sorry, Dixie, existential thought doesn't hold much water out here in the territories.

John Pyper-Ferguson: Peter Hutter