The Addams Family (TV Series)
Wednesday Leaves Home (1964)
John Astin: Gomez Addams
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Quotes
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Morticia : [about Wednesday] That tricky little minx...
Uncle Fester : I wonder which side of the family she got that from?
Gomez : Both sides!
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Gomez Addams : If you knew she was running away, why didn't you stop her?
Pugsley Addams : You know women, once they've made up their minds...
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Morticia : Gomez, we've got to call the... P.O.L.I.C.E.
Pugsley Addams : You mean the Fuzz?
Morticia : What is the Fuzz?
Pugsley Addams : The Bulls!
Gomez : Thought you had him there, did't ya?
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Pugsley : Mother! Father! Wednesday's flown the coop!
Gomez : Talk sense boy.
Pugsley : She's run away from home.
Gomez : Really? Very adventurous spirit. I didn't run away from home until I was eight.
Morticia : That's ridiculous.
Pugsley : She even left a note. I helped her write it.
[Hands note to Morticia]
Morticia : [reading] "Dear Mother and Father, I hate you. Love, Wednesday. P.S. Don't bother looking for me because I'm not anywhere. Goodbye, W."
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Gomez : Well, I guess Wednesday's really gone.
Morticia : Someday, when she's slaving away in a tuna cannery, she may remember the life of ease she had in this lovely home.
Gomez : Raggéd, penniless, her little fingers bleeding from the tuna cans, she may return and say she's sorry.
Morticia : And when that happens, we'll take her back - if we have room.
Wednesday Addams : [hiding and listening] If they have room?
Gomez : Come, my dear, let's go down and remove her pictures from the family album.
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Uncle Fester : She's been shooting off all of my dynamite caps.
Morticia : [to Wednesday] Darling, you have dynamite caps of your own.
Wednesday Addams : But they're not any fun. They just go "poop."
Gomez : At your age, a little "poop" ought to be enough.
