The Addams Family (TV Series)
The Addams Family Goes to School (1964)
John Astin: Gomez Addams
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Quotes
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Sam L. Hilliard : But I was referring to more formal learning. Eh, eh, reading?
Gomez Addams : What is there for a six-year-old to read?
Sam L. Hilliard : But someday she'll be 26.
Gomez Addams : See you then.
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Morticia Addams : Did I just hear a peal of thunder?
Gomez Addams : You did, Tish, you did.
Morticia Addams : Oh, that most heavenly sound... it makes life worth living.
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Sam L. Hilliard : You meant to blow them up?
Gomez Addams : Of course, why else would a grown man play with trains? Wanna blow the other bridge?
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Gomez Addams : Morticia, you can't send the children to school, I'd be lost without them!
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Morticia Addams : Wasn't that that nice Mr. Hilliard? He certainly is an odd one, isn't he?
Miss Comstock : Have you noticed it too?
Morticia Addams : Yes, why do you know he suddenly ran out of our house the other day? Frightened by a simple game of darts.
Miss Comstock : I'm going to have to have another talk with him. B.O.O.Z.E.
Wednesday Addams : Booze.
Gomez Addams : Really? Guess I underestimated him.
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Wednesday Addams : Oh father, it was terrible, they killed him!
Gomez Addams : Mr. Hilliard?
Wednesday Addams : The dragon!
Gomez Addams : [shocked] What dragon, who killed a dragon?
Wednesday Addams : A knight in shining armor, he killed the dragon.
Gomez Addams : [turns to Morticia] I can't believe anyone would kill a dragon.
Morticia Addams : Poor, defenceless dragon!
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Miss Comstock : I'm sure the children are going to be very happy here.
Gomez Addams : If we wanted them to be happy, we'd have let them stay home.
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Sam L. Hilliard : But they've got to go to school. Everybody sends their kids to school.
Gomez Addams : Ridiculous. Why have children just to get rid of them? I'm opposed to the whole nonsense.
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[last lines]
Morticia Addams : That was that nice Mr. Hilliard. He said the school board accepted our ideas enthusiastically.
Gomez Addams : Really? Well, now, Mr. Hilliard may be right. We may have saved the world.
Morticia Addams : Do you think we did the right thing?
