The Addams Family (TV Series)
Green-Eyed Gomez (1964)
Jackie Coogan: Uncle Fester
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Quotes
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Uncle Fester : You mean you're gonna kill yourself?
Gomez Addams : Of course not. Suicide is the coward's way out. I'm gonna let you kill me.
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Gomez Addams : This girl needs instruction in the art of love from an expert.
Uncle Fester : You?
Gomez Addams : In my younger days I had women eating out of my hand.
Uncle Fester : A bit messy, wasn't it?
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Gomez Addams : Uncle Fester, I'm baring my soul to you and you just stand there, casually, reading a newspaper, and last years!
Uncle Fester : I've been trying to catch up on my reading.
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Uncle Fester : [about to atempt shooting Gomez for the second time] But I'll do better next time.
Gomez Addams : You must. It's the only bullet we have.
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Uncle Fester : If I wasn't such a rotten shot, you wouldn't be here, would ya?
Morticia Addams : What's this?
Gomez Addams : [sighs] I nearly did an impulsive thing, my dear, but my guardian spirit was looking after me. Somebody down there likes me.
Morticia Addams : Somebody up here likes you too... bubbela.