Action (TV Series)

Strong Sexual Content (1999)

Jay Mohr: Peter Dragon

Quotes 

• Peter Dragon : Jane, what the hell are you doing here?

  Robert 'Bobby G.' Gianopolis : We reconciled.

  Peter Dragon : Reconciled? I screwed her two hours ago.

  Robert 'Bobby G.' Gianopolis : Well, now she's returning the favor.

• Adam Rafkin : I wanna have sex with every person here.

  Peter Dragon : Don't look at me!

  Adam Rafkin : The ugliest man in this place is twice as pretty as the prettiest girl I ever slept with!

• Peter Dragon : These girls want the same thing that you want.

  Adam Rafkin : No, Peter, I don't believe any of these women want my mother dead.

• Peter Dragon : You an actress, Jenny?

  Jenny : [laughs]  No, no, you know I wanted to be, but they found out my I.Q. was over 80.

• Peter Dragon : [having just had sex with his ex wife Jane]  You're the only woman I ever met that could hum and whistle at the same time.

• Peter Dragon : Hey, you got that suicide scene I've been waiting for?

  Adam Rafkin : Yes. I did. I killed myself to get it done by yesterday...