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Peter Dragon : We bought the wrong script?
Stuart Glazer : Well, we've bought crappy scripts before.
Peter Dragon : Yeah, but that was on purpose! Okay, how much did we pay Mr. "Is-there-gonna-be-a-party-afterwards?"
Peter Dragon : I have no idea. Not very much, I'm sure.
Gina : Two hundred and fifty thousand.
Peter Dragon : What? Hey, Stuart, look at me. Are you telling me we spent a quarter of a million dollars and we got the wrong Jew? What are you thinking? A quarter mil for Adam Rafkin. Adam Rafkin couldn't write his name in the snow with his dick!
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Peter Dragon : Look, Stuart, go in the men's room right now, sit in a stall, and see if you can hear the buzz on the picture.
Stuart Glazer : Jesus, Peter, I'm the president of production. Make Gina do it.
Peter Dragon : I don't care what they're saying in the ladies' room. I have Harvey Keitel pummeling Wynona Ryder's face with a tire iron. It's not exactly a woman's film!
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Adam Rafkin : [At Bobby G's beach front Christmas party] Hi, it's me, Adam Rafkin. Merry Christmas. This is funny that we're running into each other like this. What did you think of my script. Did you...?
Peter Dragon : Rafkin, I'm trying to celebrate the birth of Christ with my family, and... hundreds of beautiful, young, gay men. How dare you come here on the holiest of days and crap on our Christmas with talk of show business?
Stuart Glazer : [Stuart walks up in a speedo] Peter.
Peter Dragon : Stuart, what are you doing here?
Stuart Glazer : I have a *life.*
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Wendy Ward : I hated the stupid music, I thought it flat out sucked!
Stuart Glazer : It's electronic.
Wendy Ward : Yeah, so's my vibrator. But I don't have to sit in a chair and listen to it for an hour and a half.
Stuart Glazer : Who the hell are you?
Peter Dragon : She's my prostitute.
Stuart Glazer : [stuttering] She's your whore?
Peter Dragon : No, she's my prostitute. You're my whore.
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Cole Riccardi : You're yanking me, you're Wendy Ward?
Wendy Ward : Yeah, yeah.
Stuart Glazer : Who?
Cole Riccardi : Wendy Ward, schmuck. My God, 'Elephant Princess' was huge, every boy in America dreamed of being with Wendy Ward.
Uncle Lonnie : And now that dream has almost come true.
Wendy Ward : Easy...
