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Quotes
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Peter Dragon : I'm really looking forward to us working together.
Keanu Reeves : Peter, I have some concerns.
Peter Dragon : Well, I'd like to hear about them.
Keanu Reeves : I'm a little concerned that your date has her hand down my pants.
Wendy Ward : I'm a big fan.
Keanu Reeves : Why, thank you. I'm getting to be a pretty big fan of yours, too.
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Wendy Ward : I hated the stupid music, I thought it flat out sucked!
Stuart Glazer : It's electronic.
Wendy Ward : Yeah, so's my vibrator. But I don't have to sit in a chair and listen to it for an hour and a half.
Stuart Glazer : Who the hell are you?
Peter Dragon : She's my prostitute.
Stuart Glazer : [stuttering] She's your whore?
Peter Dragon : No, she's my prostitute. You're my whore.
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Wendy Ward : Hey, you want a date?
Peter Dragon : I'm gonna puke on you.
Wendy Ward : Gee, I don't think I have a price for that.
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Cole Riccardi : You're yanking me, you're Wendy Ward?
Wendy Ward : Yeah, yeah.
Stuart Glazer : Who?
Cole Riccardi : Wendy Ward, schmuck. My God, 'Elephant Princess' was huge, every boy in America dreamed of being with Wendy Ward.
Uncle Lonnie : And now that dream has almost come true.
Wendy Ward : Easy...
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Peter Dragon : You know I'm really sorry you had to see Bruce Willis behave like that.
Wendy Ward : Oh, please, It's okay. I just hope the cat is alright.
