Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)

Magazine (1992)

Harriet Thorpe: Fleur

Quotes 

• Catriona : [describes what can be done with the magazine]  Well, we could tie that in with some... glasses. A friend of mine has got a shop with some lovely... glasses.

  Fleur : Henrietta?

  Catriona : Yes. Maybe we could do some lovely... photos.

  Magda : What about people? You know... Who's in, who's out, who's sexy, who's not sexy, who's clever, who's not clever.

  Catriona : Right. Who's in, who's out.

  Magda : Here's my list. Cross her off, she screwed me. Oh, and put him in, he screwed me. Do something on River Phoenix, I really fancy him.

  Catriona : Right.

  Magda : River Phoenix, Mickey Rourke, Liam Neeson. Don't do anything on anyone called Freud. I don't like them. Bunch of no-talents with an ancestor.

  Catriona : But they were in last month.

  Magda : So? I'm not running a bloody charity. Just because some old granddaddy invented penis-envy doesn't mean I have to lick their boots!