Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)

France (1992)

June Whitfield: Mother

Quotes 

• Mother : It's a sort of space-age teapot, isn't it dear? A teapot to boldly go, where no teapot has been before, to seek out new life forms.

• Mother : What might one use to put the tea in the pot with, dear?

  Eddie : A teaspoon, a bloody, buggery teaspoon!

  Mother : Ooh! A bloody, buggery teaspoon. That sounds rather clever. And what did one fill the kettle from? The bloody marvelous tap, I suppose?

• Mother : This filtered water boils very fast.

  Bubble : That's because there's less of it.

  Mother : Ah.